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It was thanksgiving day and grandma and grandpa were coming over for dinner. The youngest boy billy has an older brother, and older sister, a mom, and a dad.
Billy goes into his brothers room and he is talking about dicks and pussies. Billy asks his brother what they are and he said that they were hats and scarves.
Billy goes into his sisters room and she is calling her friend a bitch then her boyfriend a bastard. Billy asks what that means and she says, it mean grandma and grandpa.
Then, Billy walks into the bathroom and his dad is shaving. His dad says shit!! He asks what shit is and his dad says it means you are shaving.
Billy walks into the kitchen and his mom is carving the turkey and yells, FUCK! He asks what that is and she says it means you are carving the turkey.
The doorbell rings and Billy answers it. Its his grandparents and Billy says, "Hi bitch and bastard. May i take your dick and pussy? Dad's in the bathroom shaving the shit off of his face and moms in the kitchen fucking the turkey!" |
