| And today I thought that I'd go over what I like to call the '11 Base Positions of Porn'. It's kind of like the Karma Sutra of Porn, or my love letter to the industry. In the vain hope that someone will read this and stop filming in some of these god awful positions. If you think of some others, hit me up. I'm already thinking of doing a version 2. And, all the pictures are ripped off of various sites. So, if you like what you see.. Show some love. |
The Side Blow
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The un-natural camera angle of the basic blow job. The camera gets right into the action.
Pros -
Get to see girl suck dick.
Cons -
Too close to the guy's balls.
You feel like you're down there with her. |
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The Top Down
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This is the only 'POV' angle for the blow job.
Pros -
This is the only real reminder of past IRL blow jobs.
Most of the guy is out of the picture.
Cons -
Most of the girl's body is out of the picture too. |
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The Flying V
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Also known as 'The Arm Breaker', I swear this position is the number one reason male porn stars workout.
Pros -
Most of the guy is in the background.
Most of the girl is up front.
Cons -
Clear view of a man's taint. |
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The Side Mount
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Anything that both porn stars are on their side. The guy is usually behind. ( exception is gay and bitch porn )
Pros -
Like the 'Flying V' most of the guy is obstructed and the girl is plainly visible.
Sometimes the taint is blocked.
Cons -
Not much movement is involved, and people get uncomfortable and switch positions quickly.
Usually lasts about 20 seconds. |
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A Guy Goes Downtown
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Classic move where the guy eats the girl out.
Pros -
You get to see a girl's vagina up close.
Cons -
A guy's face is right next to it. |
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The Undercarriage
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Mostly the same as 'A Guy Goes Downtown', but the girl is mounted on top. It mainly has the same pros and cons, but with the added benefit of the fact that it's usually happening during a '69'. |
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The Tit Fuck
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Close to a blow job., this move needs the guy to MacGyver a new hole out of the girl's tits.
Pros -
The girl usually needs big tits to accomplish correctly.
Cons -
The girl's waist area is totally neglected unless a third party is present. |
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The Squat
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The classic porn move. Also called 'The Cowgirl', the girl is mounted on top of the guy facing many varied directions.
Pros -
In many POV movies, this is a staple. Most of the girl is present and most of the guy is hidden.
Cons -
none. |
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The Lean-to
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Anytime both parties are leaning up against something. The girl is usually wedged into a balancing act that never lasts.
Pros -
Girl usually is holding an ass cheek up for a better view.
Cons -
Guy's whole body is usually visible and in the foreground. |
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The Standing Missionary
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This move is the only way that the missionary position is used in porn. The guy is in a kneeling position to make the girl visible.
Pros -
Most of the girl is usually visible an the guy is usually out of the picture.
Cons -
The girl ends up very lazy and there's no improv. Once they start, that's it until they switch. |
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Doggy Style
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The classic move that usually takes place two thirds the way through the scene. Takes place in most porn that is made.
Pros -
If you're an ass man, this is the position for you.
Used in most POV films.
Cons -
Tits are sadly absent. |
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This is just the tip of a very large iceberg. Stay tuned for more, including 'finishing moves'. |
