So, I've been thinking a lot about genitals lately. Specifically, women's genitals. Even more specifically than that, porn star genitals. I have a little running theory that a porn star's beef curtain's length is directly proportional to the length of time that she's been doing porn. Which puts these girls from a random 'teen' site ( Pure 18 ) at the young age of 42. I don't know how I really feel about the beef curtain. Most of the time, I'm really not into it. Sometimes though, a chick can have a fucking hot flap of beef. I'm going to go kill myself now.