So, I'm watching the opening Sunday of football in the U.S., and I've basically come to one conclusion. Tits are good in any situation. What's the best way to segue from sports into a commercial? Do a close up on some cheerleaders' tits. What's the best way to sell cell phone coverage to the public? A girl in a really tight shirt. And as with many other things, it only improves when you take it to the next level. What situation isn't made better with naked boobs? I think even a funeral would go a hell of a lot smoother with a topless chick there. Well.. now that I think about it, I don't think that surgery would go smoother if the nurses were topless. There would be a lot of clips left in a lot of bodies if the nurses were topless. I think applying for bank loans would go a lot smoother though. Well, maybe not with my credit.. Well, anyway.. my point is.. tits.
