Today we're learning how to covet thy neighbor's wife in Neighbor Affair. If my neighbors were as hot and as loose as these girls, there would be a permanent worn path between my back door and her back door. Well, both back doors now that I think about it. Not both my back doors, but both her back doors. Not that I don't like going in the front door too. Hell, I go in any door that's open, but I was just making a reference to being a back door man, and it kind of got out of wack. What the fuck was I talking about now? Oh ya.. neighbors. I fucking hate my neighbor. I think if I could run over their dog and not feel bad about it the next day, I would. But that's not what I was really talking about, was I? It was.. It was... PORN! Ya, that's what I was talking about.
